Contact Fred
Fred is a busy man these days, but he loves getting emails that aren’t spam. If you write him, I know that he’ll write you back, it just may take a day or two or eight. (And I know this because I’m Fred, the guy you’re writing to).
Let’s not bother with a silly contact form. You know how to use email, and your email client is probably much better than anything I’m going to come up with. So here’s what I need you to do: fill out this silly reCAPTCHA and you’re in.
Sorry for the inconvenience, but spam is really the worst.
Let’s Be Social
I Can’t Find You On [Social Network/Website]
It’s by design. I’ve grown picky in the sites that I sign up for and maintain. That said, if you don’t see a link to it on this page, you probably won’t find me there.
Notable social networks and websites that I’m not currently on:
If you do see something about me on those, it isn’t me.
